kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

energydrinkaddiction:

kiggor:

Disabled goldfish gets harness to help her stay afloat

bout to cry over a fish go me

squidgy-squidgy-falala:

s3cretsociety:

kono-aitsu:

“I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.”

My friend has this

I draw dicks on his arm

there are two types of people

casbutt-butt:

theartofdisputatio:

spotlightonthelake:

Kids are so funny.

I seem to remember writing similar letters to God as a kid.

Ruth has a point, i mean, where would we be without stapplers?

fumaz:

that 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone passes you by

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

mr. lovenstein

magical picture in the background ends on ecce homo. yes.

snowpatrls:

keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer