it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
Disabled goldfish gets harness to help her stay afloat
bout to cry over a fish go me
“I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.”
My friend has this
I draw dicks on his arm
there are two types of people
Kids are so funny.
I seem to remember writing similar letters to God as a kid.
Ruth has a point, i mean, where would we be without stapplers?
that 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone passes you by
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer