These are mysterious days

bustedtees:

ladymisskate:

True story.

vollha:

worldofjoeriggs:

Sherlock season three summary in one tweet…

oswiinsouffle:

santahasthephonebox:

Remember when Meg took her dad’s car out for a joyride?

#tHIS IS THE BEST POST TO EVER EXIST

lichtenstrange:

Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his penis?

I’m the horrified guy in the hat in the corner.

That’s Pete, you dipstick

That parrot is having the time of his life

chandelure:

My Pokemon is literally a giant pig so you can go fuck yourself

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me: 
mom: 
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom: 
me: 
mom: this isn't normal

nsfwhumor:

[walkingfromwork]

brochachonacho:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

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aikomaru:

can “go vote for romney” be an insult

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

from-james-to-lily:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.

Connect to “Dumbledore’s Crib”
Password: Twi$$ler$
Best Wifi