i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
it’s so funny to me how everyone on tumblr accepts each other’s sexual preferences, race, gender etc, but the second someone is like “i don’t really like that character” all hell breaks loose and you are fucking done
No one cares that I’m pansexual. No one cares that I’m a pagan. No one cares that I’m pro-choice. No one cares that I cut.
But heaven help me if I express my complete and utter loathing of Rose bloody Tyler.
Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship destiel
